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TITANIC…………. dalam beberapa versi

+ Versi asli, Titanic Version (versi setia sampe mati)
- You jump… I jump !

+ Versi ngajak-ngajak
- I want to jump… anybody else want to jump ?

+ Versi pemimpin
- I jump… all of you jump after me !

+ Versi pengikut
- We will jump after you jump.

+ Versi penakut
- You jump… tell me if it is ok… then I jump.

+ Versi ogah-ogahan
- I’ve already jumped last time… now it is your turn to jump.

+ Versi iklan
- You should jump because every celebrities and famous people jump.

+ Versi programmer
- If (you.jump()) then (I.jump ())

+ Versi logika implikasi
- If you jump then I jump that means if you don’t jump I might still jump.

+ Versi nggak percayaan
- You jump…. are you sure you want to jump?… no kidding?….promise?…

+ Versi penjudi
- We’ll throw a coin if it is head, I jump… if it is tail you jump.

+ Versi Tarzan baru kenalan dengan Jane
- “You Jump, Me Tarzan.”

+ Versi Forest Gump
- “My name is Jump, Forest Jump.”

+ Versi sinetron Catatan si Boy
- “Kamu sangat ke-jump, Boy!”

+ Versi 007
- “My name Bond, Jump’s Bond.”

+ Versi Waktu
- “Jump sabaraha?”
- “Jump 10 kurang lima.”

+ Versi Buah-buahan
- Jump-bu Monyet,
- Jump-bu Klutuk,
- Jump-bu Batu

+ Versi Betawi……
- Inich Aye Abang…………Jump-ang !

+ Versi korban tindak kekerasan
- Tolooongggggggg…………. Jump bret!!!!!!

+ Versi dukun santet
- Nich gue kasih jumpe jumpe …biar selamet dunie akherat!!!

+ Versi wiraswasta gendong-gendong
- Mau jump-u apa mas…. galian singset apa kabel…….?

+ Versi pedagang kaki lima
- Di-jump-in tidak luntur .. luntur tidak di-jump-in…!!!

+ Versi bencong..
-Cabut jump….cabuuutt….

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coz,bru buat ney,,,,,

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